Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.
if ever I become a teacher I’ll always put in random fandom references in my exams and while the students are answering I’ll just wait for someone to look up at me with an “are you????” kind of expression on their face and I’ll just smile and slowly nod
You know what’s worse than slow internet?
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class
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